Only desultory pauses occur between “set-pieces” wherein young, mostly blonde, body-beautiful women are raped, tortured and killed in myriad ways. (Pic has no compunctions about depicting graphic violence against children.) Only suspense comes when Jade sneaks into the villain’s house following the disappearances of both her sister and best friend. After Photog drops the inexplicably distraught Charlotte, Nazi ubermensch stalks Jade and her friends. Sole person with suspicions about him, in fact, is 11-year-old Jade (Jade Risser), who takes an immediate dislike to older hairdresser sister Charlotte’s (Valerie Baber) creepy new “boyfriend.”ĭuring an uncomfortable dinner at the Photog’s home, Jade notes a family photo of grandpa standing proudly next to Hitler. Though Photog leaves a mile-wide trail of incriminating evidence and bodies, neither the public nor police notice. Arguably, the usually naked, blood-drenched, screaming actresses would have been less degraded by a porn flick.) (Filmmakers boast myriad roles such as “Basement Girl #6” and “Hooker #3” were played by real-life practitioners of those trades, plus a couple adult film stars. Your only redeeming factor is your name reminds me of Chuck Palumbo.The Photographer (Sven Garrett), a brawny twentysomething Teuton with a boyish look and permanent glower, yells German epithets at the bar pickups, showgirls, strippers and prostitutes who comprise his victims. The movie ends with the yellow ranger degrading herself by doing a 3 minute cameo. He must have been doing a lot of yoga to be able to suck his own dick like that. Idiot MC kills them and then kills Tony Todd because we can't have anything nice.īTW, Nutbag is the directors other movie. Then the movie has two guys come in with fucking Uzis to rob the place. Tony Todd, not giving a shit because why would he? He's candy-man. Are you fucking kidding me? You walk into a shop looking for a snuff film? This is a new level of stupid. Idiot MC: I'm looking for a snuff film called Nutbag. The worst is Idiot MC walks into a porn shop. Idiot MC: It's my Grandfather, he fought the bad guys in WWIIīut the stupidest scene of all. Which, you know fuck this movie for that shit.
I don't think the version I have had the infamous 9/11 footage if it did I missed it. This movie has nothing going for it except that there is a lot of nudity and the girls in here are babes and a half. In fact just give me a supercut of the nudity in this movie. They could have cut about 80 more minutes off.
And honestly, I commend Lionsgate for it, in fact I don't think they went far enough. And people trash it for being super edited and cut down. The version I watched was the Lionsgate DVD.
You know it takes the souls of 2 Karens and 3 Craigs for the cheapest model. *Cough cough* Good morning *cough* and welcome fellow *Cough cough* Children of *cough* Chaos.
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